bash.org. A repository of funny things said on IRC (chat rooms). The randomness is fantastic. Examples:
[khamosis] oh man... i had typed "hey! anyone awake?" in another channel about 20 minutes ago
[khamosis] and just now i saw it and typed "yes!" not realizing it was me
[Dan] we went to "the store" in our lunch break today
[Dan] there was this shop with the sign "coffee corn" above it
[Dan] it was meant to be 2 different signs but it looked like one
[Dan] and this girl that was with us asked "WTF is coffee corn"
[Dan] then later we walked around the other side and the other part of the sign said "nuts juice"
[appleboy] Are you chinese?
[transgress] do i look chinese motherfucker?
[SirCourage] So anyways, I knew at 1:30 am this morning that my english paper would not be finished, so I opened up explorer.exe in notepad, saved it as a .txt, emailed it to my school email and told them that their email server must have ruined my paper. I got an A- :D
* MTR continues to listen to his best of Poison cd
[ROB] That's gotta be one short fucking CD
[FBMachine] i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section
[Sonium] someone speak python here?
[Sonium] the programming language
[Patrician] what does your robot do, sam
[bovril] it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls
[Jakefeb3] do you know a turtles only weakness?
[AvatarOfSolusek] thier slowness
[Jakefeb3] there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs
[Jakefeb3] now i have a plan
[Jakefeb3] if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable