Ok, on a positive note...
At least I'm not *this* big of an idiot...
Again from cnn.com:
A quick poll produced the following reactions from the public:
"Who exactly gives a fuck?" said 99.986% of the people in America.
"WHAT? WE CAN'T HEAR YOU BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING CAR BOMBS BLOWING UP NEXT TO OUR HEADS EVERY DAY", commented the people of Iraq.
"I'M SORRY, WE COULDN'T HEAR YOU EITHER BECAUSE OF THE ROCKETS RAINING DOWN ON US AND BLOWING UP OUR FAMILIES EVERY DAY FOR THE PAST 3 WEEKS" the people of both Lebanon and Israel agreed (surprisingly).
Seriously, CNN. Stop wasting the electrons of my LCD display printing that useless shit on the screen please.