My f*cking kingdom for...

...al-la-carte cable TV pricing.

While trying to decide from among the 237 different cable TV pricing options and one thing is made painfully clear to me: I'm never going to watch 97% of the dumbass channels they offer. If I could pay on a per-channel basis, my cable TV bill would be about $9/month. A far cry from the $150/month they force upon you if you want any service at all. Bastard monopolies.