I always knew that river was f*cked up

"Scientist Says Male Fish In Potomac Growing Eggs"

I've seen people fishing in that river and thought "I don't care how hungry I am, there is no f*cking way I eat anything that came out of there". I was right.

Then there's the angle that this is coming from West Virginia. There's got to be something funny to say about that. Incest, boy fish developing eggs. I'll think of it, just give me a little while...