I hate you.
For those following the saga of the dead-in-the-driveway-for-6-months truck:
My 2000 Frontier has just over 91k miles and the trans died. Cost of replacement...
$1400.00 parts (i found a $100 off coupon...yay me!)
$ 25.00 fluids
$ 722.50 labor
It also will most likely need a new clutch (probably another $300-400). That's an easy job while the trans is already out. To get it done later is about a $1200 job (since they have to take the trans out again).
The truck should be done by the end of the week.