Things that say "Buy Me!"
I think I found a new favorite website...
I haven't poked around the rest of the site yet, but when I was Googling for Sushi Adhesive Bandages (a stocking stuffer I received for xmas, which is well worth sharing), stupid.com came up. In the "Stuff you might also enjoy" section of the page, there were such delights as Bacon Strips Adhesive Bandages and Meat Air Fresheners. I'm getting my order together right now. If anyone else wants in, we can see if we can get a bulk discount.
Edit to add: Sadly, it appears that the Meat Air Fresheners are sold out. I'll keep an eye on the site and post if/when they come back.