RABIES OUTBREAK!

Bwahahahah! I love the sensationalist graphic that accompanies this story about a rabid kitten in DC:



"PH33R THE KITTEH! FLEE! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!!!" YOU ARE ALL DOOOOOOOMED!

I can hear the network hacks brainstorming now "So, how can we make a kitten scary?"...

F*cking media.