Tuesday, December 28, 2004

Dear newscasters...

...how about using your brains for once? Please?

You run the story about the southern Maryland neighborhood that was torched and damaged/destroyed to the tune of $10 million. Then you say: "authorities believe that the fires were set to bring notariety and exposure to the "Isla de los Fuckers Del Mono"* gang". Don't you think by giving them notariety and exposure, you've just accomplished EXACTLY WHAT THEY WERE GOING FOR??? I mean, Christ, come on! Can't you just say "...were torched by a gang seeking notariety". Wouldn't that make more sense and give us viewers enough information?

*(Name has been changed to protect the idiots).